Unofficial World Cup Commentator Rihanna Is Rooting for Everyone Except Team USA

Rihanna is enjoying the World Cup this year. Or, from
what we can gather from Rihanna's tweets--when she's
not telling someone to shut their c--t up--she seems to
be enjoying the World Cup. She watches all of the
games, sometimes more than one game at once...
This is true. We can verify this because she livetweets
every game. She tweets things like:
And:
And obviously:
RiRi, or The Instagrammer Formerly Known as
BadGalRiRi, supports many of the teams:
She has tweeted her support for Germany:
And Ghana:
And Portugal (mostly for Cristiano Ronaldo):
(That last one was after Portugal scored a devastating
goal that tied them with the U.S.)
If you are at all savvy to the soccer world (or World, as
the case may be) you'll notice that those last three
tweets were all members of the Group of Death, which
also includes Team USA. If she is rooting for Germany,
Ghana, and Portugal, does that mean she's just rooting
for anyone who isn't the U.S.?
Before this morning's big game, she tweeted:
So, yep!
If that wasn't clear enough, she tweeted after
Germany's game-winning goal:
Damn, Ri, you mad?
Before anyone starts boycotting any concerts or
burning any CDs (because #Merica), it's worth pointing
out that Rihanna was not born in the States. She was
born in Barbados, a country with no skin in the game.
But--if only because she lives here now--you have to
wonder why she's trolling Team USA? Maybe Kyle
Beckerman sold her bad weed once? (Just kidding,
white dudes with dreads only look like weed dealers).
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