JK Rowling has announced that in the days leading up until Christmas, she'll be releasing twelve brand new Harry Potter stories. But as we all know, no amount of magic can bring back the hat-sorting days of yesteryear when Malfoy styled his hair like Gordon Gekko in Wall Street. Being that Harry, Ron, and Hermione graduated from Hogwarts so many years ago, the continuation of these stories actually finds them in continuing education, at a very special school called Hogwarts Tech...where most of the teachers look like Hagrid but with intense body odor.
Here are just a few of the exciting courses that Harry and his friends will be taking:
The Wizardry of Automotive Repair
The Dark Arts and Administrative Assistant Training
Tourism and The Average Muggle
The Horcrux And Hotel Management (online only)
Computer Science And Spells
Bookkeeping And Accounting, And The Phoenix
Welding and The Elder Wand
Reality TV Production (for Death-Eaters only)
Principles of Quidditch Economics
Chicano Studies
So basically they have to improve their GPAs before Snape is diagnosed with dementia.
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